The History of France

Authors: Jennifer Tucker and Madison Kelley​​

The Ipikack Age
In the year of 3940 B.C. the city of Paris was founded by Leonardo Periono near the Kilawa forest. The king was called “Ipikack the icky”. At first there was no research going on. Then in 3880, the population of Paris had risen to 2 inhabitants. Also in this year, research for hunting began. This continued to the year of 3700, when research for archery began. In 3470, the first ruler of France took the throne, his name was King Ipikack. When this research was yielded in 3460, King Ipikack ordered the research of fishing to begin. 22 year old King Ipikack was a very good king for France to have in the time of being a baby country. In the sad year of 3387, this brave country’s fearless leader perished in the latest battle. He was a very important because he kept his people under control.

When the research for pottery began in 3280, the first true army force was also put together. It was made up of 74 men with spears, swords. Of these 74 men, 4 of these men were archers. Then in 3040BC. research to start mining had begun. The people of Paris began researching animal husbandry. This research was a HUGE success for these citizens. Animal husbandry research started in the year of 2800. Also in this year, workers were being produced in the city of Paris, France. While all of this was going on, barracks were being produced in the new city of Orleans, Paris. During the year of 2440, the research for bronze working had begun.


The Putiom Age
Then in the year of 2140, this fascinating country was awarded with fifty-six chicas, their word for money. In 2020 BC, France had started the research for masonry. Then in the year 1840, a new ruler was appointed. Her name was Senia Consuela Putiom. This queen was known a “Senia the gorgeous”. She was a very beautiful leader. All of her subjects would awake in the morning and worship her beauty. This leader was very important to the growth and development of France because she was the friendliest leader they had ever had. Also, she was very good at getting what she wanted, like most girls are. In the year of 1784, Queen Senia Consuela Putiom had perished. To be researched in this fine kingdom in the year of 1660 BC was mysticism. While building a granary in the year 1600, the country of France had 176 chicas. In 1420 France began its study of Polytheism.

In the next year, which was 1000 BC, this country had begun the study to discover the fine privilege of writing. The French also had 170 chicas. In the year of 895, the French country had the amount of 167 chicas. Then, France was studying the art of ironworking. This began in 790 BC. Also in this year, there was 202 chicas in the FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF FRANCE. There were walls and workers being produced as well. In the year of 650, the population of Paris was 7 and the population of Orleans was 2. In the next year, 440 BC, this very fascinating country had begun to research the art of sailing. They also started to build a forge and the Parthenon. The populations of the 2 cities were 8 and 3 inhabitants. Also, the people of France had 255 chicas. When mathematics was started to be researched in 335, the workers of this country were building the Parthenon and a settler.

The Shudinanapinu Age
In the year 707AD, a new king was crowned. The new king was a 24 year-old man. His name was King Shudinanapinu. He was known as “Shudinanapinu the weird”. He was so important because he helped the people of France to build a market and a catapult, a weapon used to throw things far distances. Then in the year 710 AD, the French began researching construction. Also at this time, the workers were building a market. In the next year, 843, King Shudinanapinu had died of an unknown disease. Then in 980 AD, the research for priesthood had started to form. The population of Paris was 9, the population of Orleans was 6, the population of Lyons was 5, and the population of Silver!!! was 2. Also, the workers of France were building a forge, galley, and a catapult. The French people had 439 chicas. Then in 995, these fine people had begun the research for the compass. Also at thi time, there was 444 chicas in the FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF FRANCE. In the year of 1130 AD, the scientists at the INSTITUTE OF FRENCHY, FRENCH SCIENCE, had started to research the alphabet.

“France has gone without a ruler for long enough!!” said the impatient and greedy Pastor Boom Chica Powwow. While researching machinery in the year 1220, these inhabitants had 534 chicas, and were producing wealth, swordsmen, a Hindu temple, and a library. But sadly, the French were under a war situation. The enemies were the Persian Empire. They fought to defend the sweet, innocent people of their country for thirty six years. Finally in the ecstatic year of 1250, the Persian armies surrendered. So after the war, the priest went out to look for a new leader. It took him 4.8 years to find a suitable king or queen. But eventually he found the perfect person that would rule for the next 49 years.

The Meeker Niber Stubin Age
In the year 1255, the 20 year-old Meeker Niber Stubin had taken the thrown. He was called “Meeker Niber the funny” because of his jokes”. This king was very important because he had the best ideas. Like in the year of 1278, he had the idea of going to different lands to see what there was to see. Then in 1295, the people of France had five hundred forty chicas in the FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF FRANCE. Then at the age of 69, the King had died of a terrible wound to the spinal cord. But the French made do as they always did when a leader had perished and they had trouble finding a new one.

The Government Age
In the year 1405, the government took charge of France and did quite well. In this year, the code of laws had started to be researched, there was 547 chicas, and there were forges, galleys and catapults being built. A galley is a boat built to help the navy of a country fight other lands. A forge is a building built to let the blacksmith do his work. In 1485, the French had attacked the people of China. That war didn’t work out well, but they still had people left. Then in 1495AD, the scientists had started to research optics. Also, the populations of Frances 4 cities were 9, 9, 4, and 8.

In the year of 1575, the people started researching civil service. In 1625, they had finished civil service and moved on to the next plan, anarchy. An anarchy is a state of society with mo government of law to rule over the people. Then in 1730, the research for another anarchy had begun. After that, there was research for engineering in 1740. The bank had 596 chicas in it. After the next 25 years, which was 1765, literature was being researched. Also, there was 575 chicas in the French Bank.

During the last recorded years of the French civilization, there was research for a monarchy. A monarchy is when there is supreme power or sovereignty held by a single person. In the year of 1810 AD, the FORST NATIONAL BANK OF FRANCE had 516 chicas in the vault. A vault is a room or compartment, often built of or lined with steel, reserved for the storage and safekeeping of valuables.

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